From "Def Con One" by Pop Will Eat Itself
Ten to doomsday, moving fast...
Heads up! Mind that blast.
No time to sleep, it's Def.Con.One.
Can't get no sleep as the ticking ticks on,
No time for fear, it's Def.Con.One
One of the most underrated and misunderstood jobs in the world is saving it. Seriously.
Imagine you're standing there with a chainsaw, welding helmet and shopping cart full of razor wire. Typical Friday night for you, right? Held back the forces of evil and now you're ready to pop an ice cold one and get some rest..
AND THEN the police show up.
They want answers, they want to hear the truth (they say) but when you lay it on the line they laugh. LAUGH!?
Jeez, world, you're very welcome for saving you. Yes I'd like to go downtown for some questioning.
*sigh*
